Inquisically sticking her pointy snout around the door, Tigger asked, “Nate – what are you and Nikki doing in the laundry room?”

“Why do you have aluminum foil on your head? And why does Nikki have such an evil grin on her face while holding that hair dryer?

“Nate is your head cold? Is Nikki trying to warm it for you? Aren’t you afraid your brain is going to cook?”

“Ewww what happened to your hair?!”

And to think – he bleached his hair so he could dye it blue?? As my wife said, “… there are other, more important battles to be fought.”