Nov 08 2007
Talking to Jesus
Sometimes it’s so hard to have what many times feels like a one way conversation. While we rest on the many promises, it’s still difficult to feel like our prayers are being heard. Do you ever feel this way? Do you sometimes feel like shaking your fists at Heaven and just yell out, "Give me an answer. Show me your face. Let me know that you’re here with me."
Well if this has ever been the case then I’d like to share with you something that a good friend at work just shared with me this morning.
Coming soon to a Walmart near you will be the talking Jesus doll. No more feeling alone. Have the likeness of our Lord and Savior right in front of you. Hear His words of wisdom and have your faith exponentially enlarged.
And for our Catholic brethren the Blessed Virgin will also soon be made available. Never before has it been so easy for the saints to lift up in adoration the mother of our Lord. How much easier it will be to ask for intercessory prayer.
Check out this website for updates, and if you’re in need for a little fuzzy loving pick up a teddy bear while you’re there.
Oh and if you’re questioning the ‘rightness’ of this product rest assured – Pastor Jack Hayford has given this product his highest endorsement. Need we say more?!
You know… the RSS feed for this cuts off at the end of the second paragraph so I was expecting this profound wisdom on “seeking God’s voice” or suchlike.
But then I click to see the rest of the post and I get nuthin but sarcasm – which is definitely unbiblical. So for your penance I suggest you do 50 Hail Marys and inflict tiny paper cuts on the tips of all your fingers.